“You have five smiles:

One when you think someone’s an idiot,

One when you think someone’s really an idiot,

One when you’re getting all dressed up,

One when you’re singing Barry White,

and one when you’re looking at me”

-Win a date with Tad Hamilton

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Do your dendrites hang low?
Do they wobble too and fro?
Can you tie em in a knot? Can you tie em in a bow…”

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