Crellmoset: On this day in 2001, a satellite company beaming live footage from a special Papal mass in celebration of the Feast of the Exaltation of the Holy Cross (phew!) fucked up big time, crossing video from the mass with audio from a hardcore porn movie which the company was carrying on a (supposedly) separate channel. So while the millions of Catholics who tuned into the majestic ceremony could see the assembled cardinals praying and waving those smoking ball and chain thingies in the air, all they could hear were the guttural moanings and squishy sex sounds of copulating couples! But if you think the Catholics were confused, just imagine the poor porn hounds who tuned in to check out some flesh flicks on the tube, only to find a soundtrack of prayers and Latin chanting playing over all that filthy, sinful fucking! Talk about cognitive dissonance!

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