David’s looking at a jacket at the Salvation Army when this guy comes up to him who works there.
Guy: How much is that jacket?
David: $17
guy: How ’bout I make you a deal on that. I’ll give it to you for $10.
David: Okay, you got change for a $20?
Guy heads over to counter like he’s going to get change, puts the $20 in his wallet and takes out a $10. Then he grabs a bag, goes back over to David and sticks the jacket in it.
Guy: Just walk out with it, man.
David: …
Guy: You want me to get you a deal on that shirt, too?
David: No, thats okay.