“I mean, what kind of God creates Adam, and then pulls Eve out of him to keep him company and then tells them not to eat from the tree of knowledge? I mean he was so micromanaging, and so was Adam, but Eve, Eve just wanted to know shit. She took a bite of the apple and she found out what was good and what was evil, and then she gave it to Adam so he would know cause they were in love and that was good, which they now knew…
…would you give me the apple?” -Headwig and the Angry Inch

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