“I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry I left you at the hospital. I called a phone sex line. I called a phone sex line before I met you and four blonde brothers came after me and they hurt you and I’m sorry and then I had to leave again because I wanted to make sure you never got hurt again and I have a lot of pudding and in six to eight weeks it can be redeemed, so if you could just give me that much time I think I can have enough mileage to go with you wherever you have to go if you have to travel for your work because I don’t ever want to be anywhere without you so would you just let me redeem the mileage?” -Punch Drunk Love