Do your fingers go in the big part or do you hook your pointer finger in the smaller circle? Either way can hurt my hand, so I switch it around.

I think it’s because of those scissors they make you use in kindergarten. There’s no wrong way to hold those suckers, and there’s absolutely no way to gorge your classmate’s lower intestine out.

How silly that something so simple and so long ago could affect me for the rest of my life?

I scissor cut all the time, and it never feels right.