California Library May Stop Stocking Books

Do you remember the scene in The Time Machine when the Time Traveler finds all the old books that are in ruins? The implication in that scene was that no one in that society read because they were all unbearably stupid or vice-versa. You probably have no idea what I’m talking about, because you haven’t read it. Fortunately, it was on Wishbone.

So I think you see my point. Without books in libraries, we’re all going to have to rely on little dogs to communicate classic plots to us (along with all the rest of the knowledge that can be found in books). As the owner of a small dog, I will warn you, this is not a good system. Emerson is terrible at communicating with anyone other than me. You won’t be able to understand him.

I hope you’re happy with the choices that you’ve made, America.

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